Posted before but if you havent seen it then its new to you!
War is hell. Also smut is awesome.
goddamn it Grandpa!
Sorry for the lack of Smut
I apologize for the lack of updates. Real life often takes precedent over such domains as the internet and my Grandfathers Blog is no different. I’ll have more regular updates to come in the future. Stay awesome and stay smutty!
Goddamn it Grandpa!
Newlyweds routinely spent their first night on a camping trip where they experience interspecies nose sex-play. Happened all the time back in the day. Why do you guys think elephants are extinct nowadays? Too many fuckin jealous husbands!
In all seriousness I love this cartoon. I like it even more that my Grandfather added his last name here. Make that shit a lil more personable gramps.
The ladies love that stuff! Elephant smut!
Goddamn it Grandpa!
I’ve shown the dick ripping dentist cartoon a couple times so I decided to mix it up a lil bit. Show all the guys out there that its not just about dicks getting ripped off. I don’t want to be known for that. I’m talking scalping vaginas here people!
Seriously though that cartoon broad just got her vagina scalped.
Goddamn it Grandpa!
A lil hand-drawn doodle! I love this one, and not just because it features my favorite Olympic sport dick-archery!
His cowboy boots and hat let everyone know that people from Texas regularly use their dicks as lethal weapons. God bless America and its legion of ever-ready dick archers!
Goddamn it Grandpa!
My pervert grandfather - “OK, NOW WHAT I WANT YOU TO DO IS GET COMPLETELY NAKED THEN LIE ON THIS GIANT SHOE”
Old naked broad - “You’re sure this is going to launch my career?”
My pervert grandather - ”GET ON THE SHOOOOOOOE!
That’s how i hear it going down in my head.
Goddamn it grandpa!
I wish I knew what was going on in this picture beyond the old guy with the horse cock trying to get some from the pissed off lady with a gun, but sometimes the gods of smut only provide me with so much to go on! This is from an old Tijuana bible that my grandfather cherished.
Goddamn it grandpa!
This sweet lil piece o’ smut comes to you courtesy of my grandfather!
I’ve posted this one before but it was before I learned the complex robot language of tumblr.
Can’t stop the smut!
The picture is taken from a 7 stanza long poem entitled lulu. I have added famous silent film star William S Hart’s picture for comedic effect and because I think he would want to know if some chick ripped one while he was busy silently kicking ass.
Sidenote: I have now realized that Mr Hart’s middle initial plus the addition of his last name spell out the word “Shart”, bringing even more hilarity to the entire situation. It would seem that this whole big world is connected through what I like to call “The great wheel of fecal destiny.”
Goddamn it Grandpa!
