Mother of God. The smut. The smut…
Hey! Check this out!
The first comic I have no idea what the fuck is going on. I assume the guy is in politics for some reason. Also this makes me want to vote while eating ice cream. Awesome. Not the smuttiest thing I’ve ever seen, but smut nonetheless.
Here is another glorious rendition of the classic “dentist ripping dick off”. A truly wonderful piece never fully mastered by a slew of artists. One of the finer examples of awesome in the box.
And to mix it up i’ve got a wonderful poem for you guys. But theres one catch. It’s totally smutty.
"HERE’S TO THE GIRLS THAT WEAR GREEN SHOES"
HERE’E TO THE GIRLS THAT WEAR GREEN SHOES,
WHE SMOKES ALL MY WEEDS AND DRINKS ALL MY BOOZE,
NOW SHE HASN’T A CHERRY, BUT THAT’S NO SIN,
FOR SHE STILL HAS THE BOX THE CHERRY CAME IN.
HERE’S TO THE GIRL THAT I KISSED LAST,
SHE DOESN’T KISS SLOW, AND SHE DOESN’T KISS FAST.
BUT SHE KISSES SWEET AND SHE KISSES NEAT,
SHE MAKES THINGS STAND—AND I DON’T MEAN FEET.
GOD MADE YOU BEAUTIFUL, GOD MADE YOU GOOD,
GOD MADE YOU, GOD, I WISH I COULD.
HERE’S TO THE GAME THAT EVERYONE KNOWS,
IT’S TUMMY TO TUMMY AND TOES TO TOES,
AND AFTER A MOMENT OF SUPREME DELIGHT, IT’S FANNY TO FANNY FOR THE REST OF THE NIGHT.
Goddamn it Grandpa!