My dirty Grandpa.
Newlyweds routinely spent their first night on a camping trip where they experience interspecies nose sex-play. Happened all the time back in the day. Why do you guys think elephants are extinct nowadays? Too many fuckin jealous husbands!

In all seriousness I love this cartoon. I like it even more that my Grandfather added his last name here. Make that shit a lil more personable gramps.

The ladies love that stuff! Elephant smut!

Goddamn it Grandpa!

Newlyweds routinely spent their first night on a camping trip where they experience interspecies nose sex-play. Happened all the time back in the day. Why do you guys think elephants are extinct nowadays? Too many fuckin jealous husbands!

In all seriousness I love this cartoon. I like it even more that my Grandfather added his last name here. Make that shit a lil more personable gramps.

The ladies love that stuff! Elephant smut!

Goddamn it Grandpa!

I’ve shown the dick ripping dentist cartoon a couple times so I decided to mix it up a lil bit. Show all the guys out there that its not just about dicks getting ripped off. I don’t want to be known for that. I’m talking scalping vaginas here people!

Seriously though that cartoon broad just got her vagina scalped.

Goddamn it Grandpa!

I’ve shown the dick ripping dentist cartoon a couple times so I decided to mix it up a lil bit. Show all the guys out there that its not just about dicks getting ripped off. I don’t want to be known for that. I’m talking scalping vaginas here people!

Seriously though that cartoon broad just got her vagina scalped.

Goddamn it Grandpa!

A lil hand-drawn doodle! I love this one, and  not just because it features my favorite Olympic sport dick-archery! 
His cowboy boots and hat let everyone know that people from Texas regularly use their dicks as lethal weapons. God bless America and its legion of ever-ready dick archers!

Goddamn it Grandpa!

A lil hand-drawn doodle! I love this one, and  not just because it features my favorite Olympic sport dick-archery! 

His cowboy boots and hat let everyone know that people from Texas regularly use their dicks as lethal weapons. God bless America and its legion of ever-ready dick archers!

Goddamn it Grandpa!

I wish I knew what was going on in this picture beyond the old guy with the horse cock trying to get some from the pissed off lady with a gun, but sometimes the gods of smut only provide me with so much to go on! This is from an old Tijuana bible that my grandfather cherished. 
Goddamn it grandpa!

I wish I knew what was going on in this picture beyond the old guy with the horse cock trying to get some from the pissed off lady with a gun, but sometimes the gods of smut only provide me with so much to go on! This is from an old Tijuana bible that my grandfather cherished. 

Goddamn it grandpa!

This sweet lil piece o’ smut comes to you courtesy of my grandfather!

I’ve posted this one before but it was before I learned the complex robot language of tumblr.

Can’t stop the smut!

This sweet lil piece o’ smut comes to you courtesy of my grandfather!

I’ve posted this one before but it was before I learned the complex robot language of tumblr.

Can’t stop the smut!

Jesus christ! That grandfatherly figure isn’t even flinching!

Goddamn it granpa!

Jesus christ! That grandfatherly figure isn’t even flinching!

Goddamn it granpa!

Mother of God. The smut. The smut…

Hey! Check this out!

The first comic I have no idea what the fuck is going on. I assume the guy is in politics for some reason. Also this makes me want to vote while eating ice cream. Awesome. Not the smuttiest thing I’ve ever seen, but smut nonetheless.

Here is another glorious rendition of the classic “dentist ripping dick off”. A truly wonderful piece never fully mastered by a slew of artists. One of the finer examples of awesome in the box.

And to mix it up i’ve got a wonderful poem for you guys. But theres one catch. It’s totally smutty.

"HERE’S TO THE GIRLS THAT WEAR GREEN SHOES"

HERE’E TO THE GIRLS THAT WEAR GREEN SHOES,

WHE SMOKES ALL MY WEEDS AND DRINKS ALL MY BOOZE,

NOW SHE HASN’T A CHERRY, BUT THAT’S NO SIN,

FOR SHE STILL HAS THE BOX THE CHERRY CAME IN.

HERE’S TO THE GIRL THAT I KISSED LAST,

SHE DOESN’T KISS SLOW, AND SHE DOESN’T KISS FAST.

BUT SHE KISSES SWEET AND SHE KISSES NEAT,

SHE MAKES THINGS STAND—AND I DON’T MEAN FEET.

GOD MADE YOU BEAUTIFUL, GOD MADE YOU GOOD,

GOD MADE YOU, GOD, I WISH I COULD.

HERE’S TO THE GAME THAT EVERYONE KNOWS,

IT’S TUMMY TO TUMMY AND TOES TO TOES,

AND AFTER A MOMENT OF SUPREME DELIGHT, IT’S FANNY TO FANNY FOR THE REST OF THE NIGHT.

Goddamn it Grandpa!

Sorry I haven’t updated in a few days! I traveled on a mystical smut spirit quest where I fasted for three days and ingested nothing but orange circus peanuts and dirty cartoons from my Grandfathers magical box o’ smut. I was near delirious at the end but I remembered the immortal words of some guy who was like “Hey! You gotta get out there and show the world that your Grandfathers smut warrants a tumblr account!”  

It totally does!

So here’s what we’ve got for you today: I have no idea who the woman is in the first round of pictures. It’s obvious my Grandfather was into her though because there’s about a billion more of this woman and her weird “EEEEEEEERGH!” face. It’s my Grandfather not me!

The second picture comes from a manilla envelope that has pages from a few Tijuana bibles in it. A Tijuana bible was basically a dirty lil cartoon book featuring a known cartoon character. In this case the character is a little known one by the name of Count Screwloose, this time accompanied by his dog J.R. the wonder dog. So Tijuana bibles were often FILTHY as you can get. And this one does not disappoint! I can go into much details but ive got the other 3 pages of this comic and it is a PAGE-TURNER! Haha. Keep your eyes peeled, i’ll post some more pages of this comic soon.

Goddamn it Grandpa!

Another double header just for you! So in going through my giant box o’ smut I’ve come across the dental dick-rip image a couple times. Seems to me this particular cartoon was pretty popular. The one about getting your dick ripped off. It was a different time I guess. 

The second image features a bunch of totally manly dudes pissing together out in a field. Pretty manly if you ask me! And it precisely shows what those fiscal liberals do with our money, they piss it away in some field somewhere! With tons of guys!

Goddamn it Grandpa!